Call the police…….

Thank goodness they came to check first. Here’s what happened

Jeremy had been to make his weekly bee inspection a couple of hours ago.

The bees don’t like being disturbed and get angry and aggressive. They are also more active and aggressive in warm weather. About half an hour ago I asked Jeremy for some new potatoes, which are in grow bags in the strawberry polytunnel adjacent to the beehives. He suggested I help him lift the bags into a wheelbarrow and as I was wheeling the barrow down the garden I called out, “What about the bees?” He thought we would be safe but as we carried the first bag out of the tunnel I heard the sound of an angry bee near my head and I began to run, hell for leather, up the path towards the house – screaming at the top of my lungs and shouting expletives at the bee. It was near me and then managed to get into my ponytail where I could hear it buzzing. My heart was pounding and as I took a hairbrush out of the dresser drawer, Jeremy appeared and brushed the bee out of my hair. I was calming down and ventured outside to sit in the pergola until my heart rate returned to normal and as I did so

I was met by my neighbour and friend P and the lovely T who had been weeding my neighbour’s front garden. She had heard my blood curdling screams and thought someone was being attacked. She came to our back gate snd called but I was shouting so loudly I didn’t hear. She went back across the road to fetch help and, bless them, they found me recovering not from a murderous burglar or domestic abuse but from a bee attack!

They went away with a jar of honey and a box of apricots and my personal award for good citizenship!

Sorry to wake you, Mabel, but I need that box

Mabel, like most young children ( in my experience) loves an empty box. Unlike the children she prefers to sleep in it rather than to imagine it to be a pirate ship, train or boat!

I need the box because these small courgettes that I saw, just a few days ago, have turned into…….

Great, big marrows and they are going (in a box) to the Blackcat Farm shop

The moral of the story is NEVER turn your back on a courgette!