I’m sorry Brian May but I have had too many losses from badgers who tear through wooden doors and floors and steal my ducks and chickens and their eggs.

We had a broody duck sitting on 15 eggs and sometime in the night a badger burrowed under her house and killed her and took her and most of the eggs. Poor old ducky.

I called Jeremy and with his electric drill he unscrewed the feeder and we disentangled the horn.

And then Chris came over to do some tractoring. The tractor started perfectly yesterday but refused to turn over this morning. I brought my car over to the garage and opened the bonnet and we attached jump leads and it’s warming up now.

That’s quite enough excitement for one day, thank you