A gift this week from a thoughtful spouse who knows that, much as I love being out in the garden, weeding, planting and digging, I hate getting my hands dirty! So a pair of bamboo and latex gloves is a great gift. Thank you

The second gift came from my dear, dear friend in Sweden via Woodstock USA. When I unpacked it and read the words I laughed out loud. Where should it go as the arrow points in the wrong direction for our house? It will probably sit by the front door and visitors of the said persuasion will have to clear their minds and work out where to go man.