As we were showing our friends around the garden I went to admire the pink roses that are tucked away behind the laurel bush. In front of the fragrant flowers was the carcass of a pigeon and on a severed leg was a blue plastic ring with numbers printed on the band. A homing pigeon? I dreaded the thought. And out of the bushes slunk Mack.

With heavy heart I put the number and prefix into Dr Google and discovered that this was a registered Irish pigeon and discovered the name of the owner. A message was sent and my details logged and I await a difficult telephone call. Poor pidge.
